I Love Butta

So about once a week I make a waffle in the cafeteria with one of their handy waffle makers. I would lather on, what I thought was, butter from a small plastic spray bottle next to the waffle cooker. Today, after being at school for who knows how long, I learned that the spray butter was actually the spray used on the waffle machine to keep the waffle from sticking. I HAD BEEN SPRAYING FRICKIN' PAM ON MY WAFFLES!

Ohhhhhh how embarrassing...